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mypatronusisyou:

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY

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lolunicornmermaid69:

Imagine just casually reading in public and you hear the cry of a fellow Tumblr user…

You’d look up in hopefully, attempting to locate the cry of your brothers…

Think you know who initiated the call…

Stare at eachother and nod in socially awkward acknowledgement…

Then you’d be all…

Everyone would be looking at you like…

Things would turn beautifully awkward…

You would then chat about Tumblr then come home and blog about it:

Can the war cry be like, Sticky Buns ? 

SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO THIS. LETS RECRUIT TUMBLR FAMOUS PEOPLE, AND DO IT.

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safeena:

From Fahrenheit 451.

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theclearlydope:

I want you to stay at least 10 feet away from my food at all time.

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theclearlydope:

The “If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.” approach. I like it.  

theclearlydope:

Clearly Steve Jobs’ lasting legacy … He created a bunch of assholes. 

thedailywhat:

Click here for more put upon first world children bemoaning their lack of a White iPhone Christmas.

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theclearlydope:

COME ONNNN DOWNNN AND buy the extended warranty and we’ll throw in some nuclear launch codes. 

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